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Recent Developments
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College Democrats Fail To Elect John Kerry, Publish Newsletter
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Bowling?
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University Students Toast Youthful Exuberance
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University Students Brought Down By Alcohol, Youthful Exuberance
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The President Bush Report
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Bush Getting Good At Checking Watch
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The Money Report
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Neighborhood College Student Gets Money's Worth
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Community News
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OTTAWA—Vetran file clerk Grant Waterston thinks that his assistant, 20-year-old Michael Jonas, is a complete idiot. "We were discussing quantum physics," said Waterston, "and Jonas starts talking about going back in time to change his past. I was just like 'And destroy the universe through a massive temporal paradox?' What a moron."
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Free Wordplay!
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Volume 4, Issue 1 (January 1, 2005)
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—The news-satire magazine for people who can read.
AsGoodAsNews.com has been on a hiatus for quite a while, but you can check out the issue archive to browse every article published during the site's original run from 2002-2005.
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Top Story
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Rove To Kill Off Character In Second Term
WASHINGTON—President Bush's chief political advisor Karl Rove confirmed Tuesday that a major character in the Bush administration will die during the President's second term.
While Rove did not give specifics about the chain of events that will lead to the character's demise, he did reassure fans that the President would complete his second term. . . . [Read Article]
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Classic AsGoodAsNews.com Articles
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